I'm SICK and TIRED of Sentient Beings - I'm Opening A Casino

I woke up this morning, April 1, and suddenly realized that I am totally sick and tired of being mindful. I am also sick and tired of sentient beings. I mean there's just so many of them, and they have so many damn problems. I decided that I should follow my heart, or at least follow $$$$ signs, and so I'm opening a casino.